Allen Glines
3 min readOct 2, 2023

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Dear Post Consumer Brands Regarding Smurf-Berry Crunch

Dear Post Consumer Brands,

Once upon a time, there existed a cereal that whisked children and adults alike into a whimsical world filled with small blue beings, enchanted forests, and endless adventures. It was a world that revolved around the heavenly concoction known as Smurf-Berry Crunch. However, much to the dismay of its numerous devotees, this beloved cereal gradually disappeared from the shelves, leaving an emptiness that no other cereal has been able to fill. Through this article, we plead with Post Consumer Brands to bring back the magical Smurf-Berry Crunch cereal, thereby rekindling the nostalgia and bringing joy to countless hearts once more.

Smurf-Berry Crunch was not just a cereal. It was a passage to a delightful realm where Smurfs danced around your breakfast bowl, their laughter mingling with the sweet, fruity crunch that marked the start of countless joyful mornings. With every spoonful, one could taste not just the unique berry flavor, but a sprinkling of magic that made the mundane mornings extraordinarily cheerful.

Since its disappearance, breakfast tables have lost a vibrant, fun, and delicious member. Over the years, several cereals have attempted to captivate consumers with colorful boxes and whimsical characters. However, none have managed to spark the same joy or garner a cult following comparable to that of…

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